confusedstagram:

why arent boobs called chest melons

(Source: splders, via fake-mermaid)

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

(via departured)

youaretheacidinmywonderland:

http://youaretheacidinmywonderland.tumblr.com/
"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations."
(via rimu)

basically

(via dolphinity)

(Source: a--failure, via dolphinity)

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via chrisbreeh)

100kplusnotes:

Following back until I find a tumblr gf

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

(via succeeding)

praduhhh:

http://praduhhh.tumblr.com/
isanyofthisforreal-ornot:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

OH MY GOSH
THAT IS A TURTLE
AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME
AND HE HAS BIG SHINY EYES
SADFHASDKJFAHDSJFA
HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THIS TURTLE

I think this turtle can cause world peace
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