I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials
If you’re dating a fat girl and you feel like you have to keep her a secret because her weight is embarrassing, go ahead and break up with her
She deserves way better than you
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge