intoxicatedinfants:

Fuck range rovers
"Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm."
Anita Krizzan  (via perfect)

(Source: quotethat, via perfect)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via guy)

shivers-photography:

M-Gasmic

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

image

(via p--aulina)

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via fake-mermaid)

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via disorder)

awwww-cute:

Penny the service dog in training enjoying a puppuccino

American Horror Story: First Look at Freak Show Cast Art (©) Kathy Bates as the Bearded Lady. Michael Chiklis as the strong man. A two-headed Sarah Paulson. Sword eaters and oh so much more.
wonderfulsenses:

everything you love is here
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